(platonic crushes/ blog crushes etc. totally count)
waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
IM SO ANGRY
smooth motherfucker strikes again
I don’t like the whole ex talk just pasted out there, and it’s long so..
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
— I would respect it seeing as she is living her own life right now and it is her decision. I have no say or authority to act upon it in any way.
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
— It was when my bestfriend told me he was going to take the GED test instead of pushing through his senior year.
You know you’re really in deep when you can tell who this sexy muthaf*cker is from behind.
Hark, the herald angel sings!
Glory to T̛̪̘̬H̯̹́E͇̺̳͟ ̲̹Ạ̸̖͇ͅL͍͓͓͔̣̲M̵̛̤̖̯͔̦̹Í̧̫͍̖̝G̨̮̯̼͈̯͉͖H̦͚̠̠̳̙͠͠Ţ̷͈̯̝̲̺̗̩Y̸̟̤̩̖͕̜ ̢̝̬͈G̛͚̥͈̣̝̬͙͟L͏͍͔̹͇̜̖O̖̦̻̮̩͚̻W͚̖͟ C͠҉̰̫͉̘̫̘͖ͅḼ̺̳͚O̠̻̭̞̥̫͎Ụ̢̬̯̖͓D̵̛̟͍͇͓͉͖̫̗͟
other people during winter: